just imagine

I wonder where the technology of war would be today if way back when, instead of using sticks and rocks as our first weapons, we had begun by pelting toads at each other.
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wow, of all the things I never thought I'd witness this was the most unexpected. I can't believe that I saw the whole damned thing from it's conception on. It was absolutely the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. Sheese, if the granite eyes and feet of glass weren't enough The thing had just an innumerable amount of snakes falling from what I can only surmise to be nostrils. Even tho they were situated not on the face but lower, on a sort of abdomen maybe. I never felt threatened for some reason. It might be that it seemed to fade in and out of sight, or maybe shifting dimensions?, I don't know, but it might have been partially due to that that kept my anxiety or fear at bay. That was until it saw me. It looked at me with the coldest gaze I'd ever seen. I was frozen