Saturday, December 20, 2008

Cashing in on the APOCALYPSE


Feeling down and depressed by all the fear mongering going on by the political, financial, environmental, and theological doomsayers?

Have you like many others been convinced that the apocalypse is soon to be upon us?

NOW there is a reason to embrace the apocalypse with open arms! And be sure to open your wallets as well for the coming wave of wealth to be created by the end of times.

I have invested and so should you! Hey! we've got the best seat in the house of history for this action packed mess of doom! Therefore I have been searching out ways to "GET RICH ON THE APOCALYPSE" while sitting back and watching the show!

So lets go! Times a wasting! especially when there's not much of it left.

While I am still looking for a mutual fund which focuses on buying TIME there are a couple apocalyptic funds out there already and my investment is already bucking the system to prove overall gains in an otherwise down market.

Global water fund


Global alternative energy fund


Global buying time fund
whoops, doesn't exist yet but we're working on it.

buy time (definition)- act so as to delay an event or action in order to gain an advantage

money moneY monEY moNEY mONEY MONEY!


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