Friday, July 18, 2008
The salve is working...
...even though it melted my right foot. I should have experimented in a little noticed spot. You know, like all the labels say? But I didn't so I can take it.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
The Jesus Light church?
I was driving home yesterday and saw yet another oddity. Well, at first glance the definition that came to my head in explanation of a phrase I read on a sign somewhere on Lake Otis seemed an oddity to me. Anyone who knows me knows that I am, to put it mildly, not exactly a very spiritual guy, But for those that are of religious or spiritual persuasion I'm not so sure that a "Jesus Light" church really fits the bill too well.
Or maybe it does.
Wanna lose weight? get some 'Light tuna casserole' or something. Light foods mean there's 50% less fat calories or something. I guess maybe the Jesus Light church, being a religious facility has possibly taken the initiative and "Trimmed the fat" out of the Bible. Gotten rid of a lot of the contradictions, loosened some of the more stringent rules and such, maybe even trimmed away the part that, to them, makes them a better person than the rest of us by getting rid of the self righteous leanings in their own teachings and sermons.
Yeah, maybe they are providing a needed service to the community. For those that think religion is just way to "Heavy" and would go to Sunday meetings and such if there was just someplace that would lighten up a bit. You know?
Have a beer,
Get a little envious of "Bobs" new boat,
Enjoy looking at his New wife with a little less than an honorable synapse.
Finally steal that stupid pink flamingo out of his yard that your dog just has to keep running to and pissing on.
Now there is a choice.
Now we have "The Jesus Light Church".
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Or maybe it does.
Wanna lose weight? get some 'Light tuna casserole' or something. Light foods mean there's 50% less fat calories or something. I guess maybe the Jesus Light church, being a religious facility has possibly taken the initiative and "Trimmed the fat" out of the Bible. Gotten rid of a lot of the contradictions, loosened some of the more stringent rules and such, maybe even trimmed away the part that, to them, makes them a better person than the rest of us by getting rid of the self righteous leanings in their own teachings and sermons.
Yeah, maybe they are providing a needed service to the community. For those that think religion is just way to "Heavy" and would go to Sunday meetings and such if there was just someplace that would lighten up a bit. You know?
Have a beer,
Get a little envious of "Bobs" new boat,
Enjoy looking at his New wife with a little less than an honorable synapse.
Finally steal that stupid pink flamingo out of his yard that your dog just has to keep running to and pissing on.
Now there is a choice.
Now we have "The Jesus Light Church".
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Friday, July 11, 2008
Todays house buying hell story
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Everything shook then all of a sudden the forests edge opened up. It came at us so fast. The trees whipped it around a bit as they closed in again before it got heels and made it's charge. We were about a hundred yards away when it emerged. Every few yards or so we were able to see the difference in size and build as the thing literally grew and expanded the closer and closer it got to us. We thought it was all over for us when a big hole opened in the ground. a mole climbed into sight and hurriedly called "This way". 20 yards away the now enormous red eyed and frothing beast stormed in on us at an ever more furious pace. We shot down the hole. It immediately became dark as the earth closed back in above us. We were again hurriedly asked to "move along". The sounds of the beast attempting to claw it self through the earth to get at us grew fainter by the moment.
It's dark.
But I feel safer here now.
For now.
But it's not over yet.
This beast has a weakness.
I will find it.
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.
Everything shook then all of a sudden the forests edge opened up. It came at us so fast. The trees whipped it around a bit as they closed in again before it got heels and made it's charge. We were about a hundred yards away when it emerged. Every few yards or so we were able to see the difference in size and build as the thing literally grew and expanded the closer and closer it got to us. We thought it was all over for us when a big hole opened in the ground. a mole climbed into sight and hurriedly called "This way". 20 yards away the now enormous red eyed and frothing beast stormed in on us at an ever more furious pace. We shot down the hole. It immediately became dark as the earth closed back in above us. We were again hurriedly asked to "move along". The sounds of the beast attempting to claw it self through the earth to get at us grew fainter by the moment.
It's dark.
But I feel safer here now.
For now.
But it's not over yet.
This beast has a weakness.
I will find it.
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